Training as a dealer is fun and tedious.

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One of the fun moments is when I was playing as a guest and my team-mate the dealer. I played with 6 other team-mates and 2 trainers were watching us place our bets and deal the cards.

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Black Jack is a game of Strategy, Decision, and Luck together. though each individual player is winning for themselves, their choices to add more cards, or not add cards, or split, can determine if everyone else on the table will win…or lose.

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When it came to my turn, I was already handed a King and a 8, meaning I got 18. In Black Jack, it’s extremely retarded to throw away an 18 since it’s a very good piece and has a good chance of winning. But instead of “Staying”, I “Doubled down” and doubled my bets, meaning I double my wager for one more card. Everyone in the table screamed.

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“Why did you do that?”

“That’s a good hand!! Why ask for more?”

“Are you crazy?”

“Who asks for a card when they have 18?”

“Insane!”

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I hear plenty of comments, and I really laughed. The dealer was laughing also and he drew the last card. Everyone, the dealer and the trainers watched and what was the last card?

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…………………..”3″…

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Everyone, even me, and the trainers all crashed out of the game. Some literally fell off their seats or came running to a wall.

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I was laughing hysterically at the 2nd best winning hand I got and everyone were stunned. Many laughed, including the trainer who were shocked at first. One guy from another table came up and said we all reacted like right out of some anime cartoon. It was simply hilarious. I guess it pays to take risks in Black Jack sometimes. Unfuckingbelievable.

You know what’s fucked? Mediacorp. i’ve always wanted to talk about this, but I guess after seeing someone write it out it got me fired up to do it.

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Mediacorp, a Singapore Televised company……WHAT A SHIT LOAD OF FUCK THAT IS!!!

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Seriously, when was the last time I watched TV? ONLY when Merlin is playing. And that’s Hallmark. Other then that I don’t watch TV shows anymore. Especially Channel 5 Mediacorp drama that is totally, fucking boring to the core.

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What the fuck is wrong with Singapore? Is there some serious lack in competition? Look at Korean and Japanese dramas! They’re taking the world by storm with awesome spin offs, real life anime style action heroes, psychological, brain twisting or even police action dramas that’s so worth watching. I remember watching this Korean drama by accident. I don’t know the show, I don’t know the plot and nor the episode…but just watching 30 mins of it got me totally hooked to the entire series. Guess what show it is? IRIS.

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Mediacrap is full of crap. With lousy broadcasting shows that never seize to stop repeating itself. I’ve seen them play James Bond, Titanic, Rush Hour, Shanghai Knights, Men in Black, Spiderman and many more time after time AFTER TIME!!!!

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FUCK ME CAN THEY GET ANY MORE REPEATATIVE THEN THIS? HOW MANY SHOWS MUST THEY REPEAT WHILE LIKE WHORES IN SHEEP CLOTHING THEY SAY IT’S A NEW YEAR SPECIAL, CHRISTMAS SPECIAL, SEX SPECIAL, WHATEVER FUCK SPECIAL!? My Fucking GOD!

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Sadly, that ain’t the worse. Mediacorp has created their own dramas for years and as much as I enjoyed watching them as a kid, I no longer enjoy them as an adult. It’s boring, repetitive and the plot is ALWAYS THE SAME, with a tiny twists.

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Mediacrap’s script is horrifying, like it’s written by grade school students. It’s boring, it’s repetitive, OVER-USED, prdinary, lame the hell man, and sadly I REMEMBER THEM BY HEART. PUT UP ANY FUCKING DRAMA I CAN LITERALLY PREDICT THE NEXT FUCKING LINE!

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The Plot’s equally bad……and I mean BAAAAAAAD! It’s always the same, and again, repetitive just like the script.

The mediacrap actors and actresses acts like transvestites bimbos. Their facial expression, actions, voices, same old same old. They provide nothing new and exciting to the drama world. Looking at drama shows like My Boss, My Hero, Liar Game, Friends, Merlin, The Black Swindler, IRIS, Team Medical Dragon, it makes Singapore’s drama look like it was made by fifth graders. No wait, I THINK FIFTH GRADERS CAN FUCKING DO BETTER AND ACT BETTER!!!!

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Why? Why does my own country suck at producing good drama? It’s as bad as Malaysia! No wait, I think it’s worse. Holy crap, Jesus Christ almighty! I can’t believe this shit. I sit here typing and I’m getting a god damn headache just thinking about it.

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The script sucks, the plot sucks, and the actors and actresses suck. Totally shit, brought to fuck and a living embarrassment to Singapore. I DON’T EVEN DARE TO TELL MY OVERSEAS FRIENDS OF ANY DRAMA RECOMMENDATIONS FROM SINGAPORE. I just suggested Japanese, Korean, American, British types of dramas. Singapore’s Mediacrap produce buffalo shit shows.

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All because our fucking government made the population so conservative and ruling the freedom to express ones-self. Thus the shows all come out trying too hard to be serious, professional and non-funny. Singaporeans are afraid to look stupid, and Mediacrap took that into account. Funny, they try, stupid, no, out of the question.

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I give up. Singapore’s style of TV production is light years away from my favorite drama shows.
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I am out. This is fucked. Totally fucking FUCKED. Mediacorp? Go fucking die, and fucking crucify your shitty smelly balls to the toilet. You fucknuts who recycle plots and lines and hiring lousy old and young generation actors and actress do not deserve to take space in the country of Singapore. So FUCK YOU MEDIACORP, OR CAN I SAY FUCK YOU MEDIACRAP. Having you here in Singapore to produce shows?
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What a shit load of Fuck!

I’ve always been cheeky in front of you, and I think once I’ve never been serious in front of you. I don’t think back then was the time, and maybe now also isn’t.

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But I guess giving a few hints is better then nothing.

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Err first of all, no, this isn’t what most people might think. So if you are thinking what you are thinking, then please go eat some stuff pumpkin. If you can’t, then I’ll ram it RIGHT UP your FUCKING ARSE, would you like it whole or diced?

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Becca-chawn!!!!!

……………..don’t ever love too fast.

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Well, that’s that. It may be short, but for now, this will do. YA HA HA!!

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Well, Rebecca’s young, stuff like this may not drill into her clueless head, but I know that one day, this phrase will mean something. As a friend, for now, this is the best I can do. I can now only wait and watch the future as it gets un-certain bit by bit. Man, I’m so evil and twisted that I love myself.